will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
(via whitenaomicampbell)
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
(via awkwardvagina)
I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
(via inbox)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(via veyrxn)
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
(via firstdropofhappiness)
i have so much grown up stuff to do today, look at my list:
- phone up the company dealing with my iphone and send them proof of ID
- go to dorothy perkins to pay off my credit
- go to the post office to return a jacket i got off ASOS
- sort out some online banking so i can move money from my account to my savings
such a busy otter.
so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously
(via purpleoyster)

